"So I've got this thing...." I said to the receptionist when I called the doctor's office yesterday afternoon to inform them of the huge lump that has taken up residency on my face seemingly overnight.
My breathing is fine, I have no fever, but the lump on my left cheek is hot, bothersome and has increased in size throughout the day and I thought I should have it seen.
Dr. Doogie Hauser was concerned enough to send me immediately for a CT scan. And I am on the strongest antibiotic he felt comfortable prescribing, the same thing given to my son Jason when he had MRSA.
BTW, having a very young and very handsome Doogie Hauser ask you if you are indeed menopausal was the highlight of my visit.
WHAT IS THIS THING!?