Dear convention center staff –
Just a note to let you know that quilt show attendees are not fooled by your sign declaring this a women's room!
We are not fooled by black plastic trash bags taped over the wall decor either! :-)
(( just what are we supposed to believe you are hiding here that we have not seen before or that our delicate constitutions could there with be offended by?!))
We all think we prefer the silk potted plants that were placed in the urinals on previous conventions!
Thank you for your consideration –
Quilt show attendees. :-)